Moe Skeeter.
A pub-crawlin’ skeeter and avid concert-goer. It’s always “5 o’clock somewhere” in Moe’s world (a world unfamiliar with the term “last call”). As such, he wakes up in a lot of strange places.
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Rita Mosquita (AKA The Bride).
Left at the altar on her wedding night by Tito, Rita still has enough love to go around. Are she & Moe gonna’ hook up? Who knows? Their timing never seems to be right. At any rate, she makes a good drinking buddy for Moe (as she out-drinks him regularly).
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Surfer On Acid.
Stony, crusty surf hippy. Hangs out by arteries waiting for the next big wave! Been known to get buzzed on low-
grade pesticide.
Surfer-On-Acid’s 1st appearance!
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Gin Blossom.
By night: a rowdy, rambunctious red head. By day: eternally blushing and embarassed of her behavior the night before.
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Tito Mosquito.
God’s gift to mosquito women, and all the female insect world really. He cheated on Rita with a Spelling Bee, who he ditched as soon as he got her honey. A player? …or does he just crush a lot?
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The Blue Hawaiian.
Once the king of surfing arteries, the Blue Hawaiian now finds himself washed up & feeling like the world’s against him (especially after the Bahama Mama dumped him). Outlook on life: blue.
The Blue Hawaiian’s 1st appearance!
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Scooter.
Down-home skeeter now livin’ in the big city. Not so much a hick as just a little country-fried around the edges.
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Ralph.
Sales. Malaria.
word.
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Sanchez.
Sales. West Nile.
west siiide!
Ralph & Sanchez’s 1st appearance!
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Florida.
Ginormous mosquito from the Everglades. They grow’em big down there.
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Jägerbomb.
Skeeter with a frat-house mentality. Hits on anything that moves, knows every drinking game in the book & just owns a sophomoric sense of humor.
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The Blood Brothers.
Champion tag-team skeeters! One will work on your ankle while the other is draining your neck. Buzz & Drainer are certainly a force to be reckoned with.
The Blood Bros 1st appearance!
